Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 29, 2024

So he has a black cat and she has a white cat? Guess that’s enough.

He has dog hairs, she has cat hairs.

birds of a feather, molt together

Oh the petriarchy.

“Hey baby, wanna hair ball?”

Guess who’s gonna be doing some heavy petting…

Big truth in that. About many things.

Opposite cat hairs attract.

Exactly!

That’s how.

Now that’s an animal attraction!

They’ll end the night with some heavy petting.

I picked up a young woman at her house to go out on a date. She was wearing a form-fitting black dress – covered with cat hair. Since I was traveling, I was able to pull an adhesive tape lint roller out of my luggage.

I had her stand on the sidewalk while I rolled all over her luscious curves, while having to push her waist-length auburn hair out of the way. She blushed bright red during the process. It might have taken longer than strictly necessary but she was presentable when I done.

Pet owners, unite!

Um, wasn’t he just showering at his girlfriend’s house yesterday?

This is just good insurance that they won’t end up with someone who didn’t love pets as much as they did, right? Good idea!

I consider all the dog hairs on my clothes a way to keep myself warmer.

there’s someone for everyone out there!