Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 05, 2024

Why not crown the winner of a barbecue contest, and call her “The Big Miss Steak”?

A beauty pageant for politicians. The winner gets crowned Miss-representation.

I can’t believe women are losing their rights to republicans AND will still vote republican????

Needed to have Rat threatening Pastis with a baseball bat in the last panel

Ah yes, a male organising a women’s conference…

And the one that champions women’s reproductive rights will be Miss ObGyny.

Agent 99 not 100%. She Miss it by that much.

Better rethink that Pig!

Pig is a bit miss-led here!

This strip is a miss. Maybe should have done a pageant for being sympathetic and had a miss understanding.

Remember, if it’s not Manhandled it’s Ms handled.

How about crowning her Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter?

Miss Information is a villain in Sentinels of the Multiverse.

What if she’s married?

How about “The Information Queen of 2024?”

Something akin to herding cats…

“Info Queen”

Groan

If she’s a cow, you could call her, “Miss Steak”.

The Russian Puppet Masters Invitational

There was one woman at the conference who thought she would never get married. She was wrong. She was (crowned) Miss Taken – she was proposed to at the conference.

If she’s a bully, but another contestant beat her up, she be Miss Da Meaner

Don’t diss her!

This is hilarious XD

Pearls should get a main female character. When Seinfeld realized that, they hired Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Mis begotten?

Nice article in today’s NYTimes about women in Afghanistan under the Taliban. Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse..

Hilarious! And I would only trust pig to be a male organizing a female conference & do a better job at it!

Hard to believe Pig is capable of organizing anything, let alone a conference.

This is the political motto of all sides … post hoc ergo propter hoc.

A woman like that already has a “title”…..Democrat.

is there one about fortnite

Yeah evidently the Russians have been paying a whole stable of right wing influencers to sow all kinds of misinformation. All in support of guess who.

Her brother, king of what goes into webpages, would be “Mal Content”.

Top of agenda: lose the “Miss”.

I hear the favorite to win is from Mississippi.

Ms. Information

“What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?”

“…My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.”

“The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.”

“…I was misinformed.” — Rick, in Casablanca

The first item on the agenda will be the title.

Ms. as good as a mile.