Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 02, 2024

I hope that last panel isn’t suggesting that Horsie’s incontinent.

Well, you know the old saying: “It’s better to have a non-continental breakfast than a no-content breakfast.”

It’s a relatively old phrase, since I made it up less than three minutes ago at 1:08 EST on September 2nd, 2024, which is a long time ago when dividing each second into the quadrillionths place in decimal form.

All better than incontinental.

Also knowns as Sea foods.

…then, Continental Lunch…

Just thought we’d float the idea.

Can I get some fresh rolls, these are a little… moist?

I thought it was leading to “in-continental breakfast”, and with a horse, that’s BAD

Next up: a buffet breakfast: grass, hay, oats, and a half glass of water—perfect!

Horace needs a more well-balanced diet.

I was hoping these comments would stay on topic, but they seem to be drifting.

Just lie down, Horace… it’ll pass……

A.I.?

The cushion of your seat may be used as a napkin during the event of a catering emergency.

That’ll make your cereal soggy!