Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 02, 2024

BARFF YUCK

I won’t I’ll be surfing for beach apes.

Okay, but throw in some bacon and cheese; and hold the tofu.

Going out for some fast food… maybe a tuna, super-sized. Although a 10,000 piece bait ball sounds good, too.

Wait, my mom once told ME that tofu is light ground beef. It’s a vegetable?!?

She KNOWS that Sherman will “make faces”.

Yeah, like that’s not gonna blow up in your face, Megan.

Here in Colorado the vegans prefer the organic, free range tofu that comes from Boulder. I’m told that while expensive, it is so worth it…

lmao

My Dad when I was young: “This isn’t a restaurant, you’ll eat what’s served.”

Mom should make it into fish shapes!

I know of someone who earned a living making faces. He worked in a clock factory!

Uh, you don’t make tofu. You make “name-of-particular-delicious-dish” using tofu. And there are so many kinds of tofu that I’m surprised people make judgements about it without trying any, let alone all, of the types.

I now want some miso soup but it’s going to be way too hot today. :-(

It’s fine to start making your own dietary choices but you must learn to cook them first. Parents cannot be expected to make two sets of meals for voluntary diet choices (of course, medically necessary diets are the exception).

Actually, tofu tastes pretty good!

Like Marie’s tofu turkey on Everybody Loves Raymond