F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 03, 2024

and nothing beats a pizza (except having pineapple on it)

They had crumbs nouvelle?

Yeah, you’re probably still starving.

I hate complicated meals, should have went to a pizza joint 1st

My wife and I had a meal like that once. Expensive restaurant in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Pheasant under glass. Small piece of pheasant, a half of a twice baked potato and 4 asparagus spears= $50.00. We went to a Burger King before heading back home.

I see where this is going…

Portray anything exclusive and you can get people to pay a premium for it, even while you make them spurn worthwhile things.

The meal wasn’t filling or fulfilling.

Baked figs with feta and bacon wasn’t enough.

She’s a keeper.

I have definitely been there. Once, to the horror of the maitre d’ of the restaurant we were leaving. I had asked him where we could go nearby to get a decent meal.

guess ya shoulda gone to Golden Corral…

I have been there. As a vegetarian, many restaurants assume that you are on a diet, and provide a meal smaller than their kids meals – but very elegantly plated. They also tend to assume that food without meat is flavorless, and they should pile on the spice. Sometimes the results are all but inedible, at least to my palate.

And of course, they paid a small fortune for their fancy ‘meal’.

My kind of gal!