Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 16, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Hey, neighbor! Zonker: Chester! Got a rake I can borrow? Man: Sure - it's in the garage. And you can keep it. Zonker: I can? Hey, thanks, man! Man: And take the weed whack, too. I won't be needing that anymore, either! Zonker: Really? Cool! Man: You can also take my Mercedes if you'd like. Zonker: Would I? Wow! Wait... shouldn't you ask your wife?
alviebird over 13 years ago
Someone getting divorced?
autumnfire1957 over 13 years ago
me thinks someone lost the house.
terrible_t over 13 years ago
Naw, methinks someone is looking forward to Saturday a bit much.So, if nothing happens, does that mean come Sunday he’ll want all his earthly possessions back? C:
Landis Manderson II Premium Member over 13 years ago
Chester must believe the Rapture is coming on May 21 (Google it if you haven’t heard). I hope Garry has prepared a good punchline to this, in case it doesn’t.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
And I just bought a car. I forgot all about the end of the world coming. I could have squandered that money instead!
cdward over 13 years ago
I think this must be a May 21 joke. What rapture!
TURTLE over 13 years ago
Couldn’t afford the insurance on the car!!
Knightman Premium Member over 13 years ago
At world’s end.
roctor over 13 years ago
Take the possessions before the bank putsthem out by the mail box?
Sandfan over 13 years ago
The guy who predicted this May 21 as the end also once predicted that the end would come in 1994. When that didn’t happen, he said he made a mathematical error. Wonder what the excuse will be this time?
lewisbower over 13 years ago
The rapture doesn’t scare me. Now what’s that long word that begins with “A” that comes after.
Varnes over 13 years ago
Gotta be his house…
Justice22 over 13 years ago
Didn’t you hear? The end did come in 1994 and you’re not actually reading this.
SaltWaterCroc over 13 years ago
Maybe that’s why my house isn’t selling. Guess the market will pick up after this weekend. Need to call some of those believers for donations this week.
quinones.felix over 13 years ago
Giving away your possessions can also be a sign of suicide.
pirate227 over 13 years ago
♪ It’s the end of the world as we know it.. and I feel fine ♪
CedarCircle over 13 years ago
I forgot about the end of the world. Thanks, guys.
dfowensby over 13 years ago
dont the JWs have the world end every so often? or has someone stolen their M.O.?
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
The Rapture already happened, and nobody was taken.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Gee, there were papers which didn’t want to slot the “Doonesbury” strip for the day after the 2008 election, because Trudeau had gone out on a limb and called it for Obama. If the world DOES end on May 21st, it could be that a lot of newspapers are going to have egg on their faces come May 22nd…(Of course, that’ll be a Sunday strip, so it’s likely to be unconnected.)
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Don’t worry, there’ll be a sequel.
ANQuixote over 13 years ago
Silver Lining: I have a family member whose birthday is May 22… I won’t have to go buy a gift!
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
@lewreader; could the word be “apocalypse”? (not that I’m exactly sure what it means, but it does sound ominous)
RinaFarina over 13 years ago
and could somebody please tell me what that message “refresh list” means, at the end of the comments?
alviebird over 13 years ago
RinaFarina,It makes any new comments appear.
Apocalypse means a “revealing”, or, a “lifting of the veil”. Thus the name of ‘that’ book is often translated as ‘Revelation’.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
" Nope, they will not have egg on their faces as there will not be any newspapers as we will all be dead because the World ended"Gee, you figured that out, did you, Tigger? Can’t slip a fast one past YOU. Guess that egg belongs on MY face…