Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 07, 2024

Ehh. Disco.

Needs a pimp hat.

Needs a Cadillac with an opera window….

If Gary does have a date, it looks like it must be in the late 1970’s.

I would wear that golfing, for sure.

Ooh! Are you gonna bite her?

Aww! At least Gary’s wearing clothes, Leopold.

Where do you keep the batteries for those pants?

Come with me, Gary, have I got a girl for you!

Borrowed from the Festrunk Brothers.

It’s gonna be a beautiful night, somewhere in the mid-70s.

Someone call Steve Martin. We’ve found his Wild and Crazy guys costume from SNL. :)

Usually Vampires are cool and suave. It’s interesting to note that the power of Dork is stronger than any Undead Vampirism evil. It seems to wilt in it’s presence.