Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 06, 2024

I have that as one of my screensavers. Unfortunately it has no audio…….

Save me a place at the bar, I have to delete some data

But the punchcards get kinda punchy sometimes.

i had forgotten about the flying toasters – those were the daZe

I had a floppy disk in my back.

And do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Does your butter fly?

He’s so old, he’s now a floopy disk…

Back in the late 80’s I copied all my early programs, term papers and homework assignments on to a single 3.5" floppy and labeled it “My Life’s Work” – now the technology no longer exists to retrieve that custom menu script for windows 3.1 or those BASIC programs written in high school

Hello World, goodbye

to be pedantic, that’s not a floppy, it’s a micro-floppy which is a bit of a misnomer since it didn’t “flop” at all

Coming soon: floppy brain implants …!

( think I’m kidding? )

I must be older than the rest of you, I rember using microfiche!

How’s clippie??