Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 07, 2024

Anybody got a match?

Also for chicks. He’s into chick-lit.

Don´t get burned from both ends.

Join the pumpkin at the end of the bar, he came to get smashed.

Came so someone can light up his life!!

You know that it would be untrue

You know that I would be a liar

If I was to say to you

Girl, we couldn’t get much higher

Come on, baby, light my fire

Come on, baby, light my fire

Try to set the night on fire

Start with getting half-lit.

Is he going to wax poetic?

She’ll be smoldering if she drinks tequila!

You’re at the right place…..just don’t be a flickering around…I can’t afford to lose patrons….some may seem dim-witted….

he’s looking for a match wick will light his fire

He just blew in from Italy. He’s a Roman candle. Careful he doesn’t blow his top.

“And gimme a bowl of chili. I want to be burning at both ends…”

That’s a term I haven’t heard since I was a kid.

sorry – flambeaus are not allowed inside. best we can do for you is spritz you with a little rum once in a while.

This isn’t a bar. It’s an amusement park sideshow …!

( gimme a cotton candy with a twist )

Wick-ed!

Look for Sluggo; I understand he’s lit.

Perhaps it’ll get lit at both ends…

Come on baby, light my fire. :)

He’s kind of burnt out.