Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach standing there. This time he was knee’d in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then he left.
The fourth night Frank didn’t drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor. Frank called the paramedics, and they rushed him to the ER. The attebding doctor looked at him, and asked what happened. Frank told him, and the doctor said “I’m not supprised, there’s a nasty bug going around.”
The Duke 2 months ago
Either has Broomy.
snsurone76 2 months ago
Enjoy it, pal—next thing, you’ll be screaming, “RAID?!”
jmworacle 2 months ago
Maybe PRETTY scary.
Doug K 2 months ago
Is he registered with the Men in Black?
Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago
This reminds me of the story:
Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach standing there. This time he was knee’d in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then he left.
The fourth night Frank didn’t drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor. Frank called the paramedics, and they rushed him to the ER. The attebding doctor looked at him, and asked what happened. Frank told him, and the doctor said “I’m not supprised, there’s a nasty bug going around.”
LawrenceS 2 months ago
Let me guess, people are usually too busy running and screaming in terror.
louisb1030 2 months ago
Kafka would understand this Metamorphous.
Ignatz Premium Member 2 months ago
At least he’s using the outhouse.
baskate_2000 2 months ago
Pay attention, Broomie!
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
Well, if that ain’t the truth!
Better than a Dung beetle I suppose!
Drbarb71 Premium Member 2 months ago
Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
cuzinron47 2 months ago
Never seen a cockroach use the can before either.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 2 months ago
Still a few bugs in the system.
cactusbob333 2 months ago
He told her it was a giant, but didn’t call it a roach.
dbrucepm 2 months ago
I remember the roach motels but not the roach outhouse
serial232 2 months ago
I could correct you by saying “neither”, like people correct me, but since I full understand what you are saying, I’ll pass.