Garfield by Jim Davis for September 30, 2024

Garfield does good research.

If that was true, I would be able to catch up on my sleep. I think I got 3 hours Sunday morning.

“Studies have shown…”

Smonday. The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday starts creeping in.

true

As a non worker, I’ll take every minute allotted to me

On my Roman hours wrist watch, daylight hours are now about 58 minutes long.

I wish that was true. Monday’s my day off.

“If I could put time in a bottle”.

Proof that time is indeed wibely wobbly.

How exactly is Monday any different than any other day for Garfield?

Being stuck with trump is bad enough, but being stuck with Vance would be creepy

Maybe true. I always get the sense that July goes by very quickly.

Be glad they’re not Microsoft minutes. You never know how long they’re going to be.

They start earlier and last later, too.

Saturday and Sunday are the cheetahs of the week.

Monday is the slug.

Garfield yearns for a New York Minute to make Monday gloom go by faster.

He’s not wrong

Just another Moanday eh.

seems so… :j

Too bad we’re ending September on a Monday

Well if your talking about the human (or sapient feline) PERCEPTION of time that’s actually true.

That’s definitely how Calvin feels about Monday, or any other weekday for that matter.

It certainly feels that way.

Now that I’m retired everyday is Saturday.

He practically looks the same as last week’s Monday.

Garfield speaks the truth!

Like he has anything to get up for

Try Espresso Garfield, it works faster ! ;-)

Mondays are the easiest day at work for me. Although it is parent/teacher conference week which makes it harder on us custodians to get in to rooms to clean them.

Nope. Monday is my day off. Shortest day of the week.

monday seconds are longer than sunday all together

Yeah, we can all agree on that one.

TRUE!! SO TRUE!!

Garfield does not go to work. Monday is just another day of long naps!!!!!

That’s the curse of Monday.

Even retired, I can sense the difference between Monday and the other days of the week. A lifetime of dealing with them is inescapable.

Not science, Garfield, just your imagination at work.

My last two hours of work on Monday really seem too long.