Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 18, 2024

What the heck is wrong with Flo? Why is that a reason to keep the TV off?

Does this mean that all of Eddie’s crazy stories are true?

Even Eddie’s pipe smoke is astonished at his ignorance.

Hard to find a category that would fit Cap’n Eddie. Guess the name of his boat says it all.

Cap’n Eddie Walks (and Talks) Among Us: A creature of extraordinary abilities far beyond those of ordinary men … Super Lobster Man!

… and stay away from social media …

Its TLGCIAN’EA, boy howdy

Yet another case of someone from away, in this case a pilot, ignorantly mispronouncing the regional dialect. It’s notheasta, not nor’easter….sheeesh. No self-respecting Mainer, or New Englander, for the matter, would ever use that many “r’s” in a word if they could possibly change them into “a’s”.

The conservative media company behind the book and film “2,000 Mules,” which alleged a widespread conspiracy by Democrats to steal the 2020 election and was embraced by former President Donald Trump, has issued an apology and said it would halt distribution of the film and remove both the film and book from its platforms. NPR 5/31/24

The woman behind an early Facebook post spreading a harmful and baseless claim about Haitian immigrants eating local pets that helped thrust a small Ohio city into the national spotlight says she had no firsthand knowledge of any such incident and is now filled with regret and fear as a result of the ensuing fallout. – NBC New 9/14/24

He should hand out with MAGAts because they are used to be lied to. Are they too stupid to know the truth, deceitful and biased enough that they are in on the lie or so intimidated that it doesn’t matter if they are being lied to because they will keep their mouths shut? It has to be one of the three.

Don’t think this particular definition of “phenomenal” applies to Eddie!

Cap’n Eddie lives on the fringe of reality.

In the Navy, Pilots drive ships and Aviators fly planes.

What happened to Dane and her adventure?

My TV will be off for the next 48 days. Can’t stand the commercials

If I toss a frisbee in front of somebody who had never seen one, to him it would be a UFO or UAP.

the very best strip since I know Captain Edie

A slow-moving weather balloon, seen from above at 600 mph, looks like a flying saucer flying 600 mph.

No, not phenomenal, just a “phenomenon”…

LIZ or “low information zone” refers to the distance or set of circumstances at which UFOs are recorded when the resulting eyewitness account, image, or video contains insufficient information to identify them, even as non-human craft.

Historically, UFOs have stayed at just the right distance so that they can’t be identified. Hence, in photos or videos they appear as fuzzy blobs or points of light. Even more curiously this distance seems to vary by whether the viewer has a camera and then by the quality of the zoom lens on that camera. With better cameras and better lighting conditions, the UFOs get further away.

The ability of UFOs to stay in the LIZ has led many to conclude that UFOs are mostly, or entirely, identifiable object like planes, birds, and balloons, and that the reason that UFOs are all in the LIZ is because if they were closer, or had better lighting or focus, then they would be identified and not be UFOs.

The term was coined by UFO skeptic Mick West in September 2019.

UFO Enthusiast: We have thousands of videos of UFOs

UFO Skeptic: Any that are not in the LIZ?

UFO Enthusiast: Well, no, but there’s so many of them!

Yep, theCap’n and Eddie are definitely phenomenal !

Technically, it’s not even an IAP, it’s an IACE.

He is phenomenal for the wrong reasons