Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 16, 2024

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If Fillmore isn’t under contract, none of this matters.

Good to see Hawthorne standing up for his values!

Typical Hawthorne, once you give him money, he’ll let you walk all over him, or rather, swim all over him.

This is how the media works with politics folks.

Is Tex supposed to be an elephant seal?

Hawthorne. . . signed, sealed and delivered for a price. Fillmore may have something to say about this, though.

A nickname for Hawthorne: Vexed Bigbutt

Ka-ching!

Tex looks too much like Sherman with a hat…and a weird stripey back tan.

He can’t be bought but he can be rented

Why doesn’t that surprise me…. at all

This is really all Hawthorne ever wanted from the record business, a big bag of unmarked hundreds. Crabitol Records is a runaway success as he grabs the money and runs.

Hawthorne is true to form.