Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 17, 2024

Big companies do that all the time. AOL bought Netscape for that reason. They should have bought Google instead. They probably could have back then.

Stupidity has its reasons, too, I guess….

The lagoon is a shallow talent pool. Your record company made money the only way it could… getting bought out.

Mental image: Hawthorne bursts out of a pile of cash with an evil grin, while voices sing “…all Hawthorne loves is money…”

It’s your own fault, Hawthorne, for letting money be your one weakness.

Principles or money…principles or money…hmmmm?

Standard corporate operating procedure. Buy the competition and kill them.

I wonder how a guitar sounds under water.

Time to see if Sherman can yodel?