Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 11, 2024

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    MichaelAxelFleming  3 months ago

    “When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.”― Steven Wright

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    ʲᔆ  3 months ago

    creepy

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    boniface22  3 months ago

    Brilliant!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    It probably doesn’t matter that much what to do now. It’s not as if mom went to bed without knowing the tardy one was not there. Just lay down, get some sleep, hope that mom doesn’t figure how late, and hope and pray for the best.

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    If her mommy wakes up, just tell her you’re up extra early so you can serve her breakfast in bed.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member 3 months ago

    I never worried about how late I stayed out, or early I came home. The back door was in my bedroom. In and out, no one knew.

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    Znox11  3 months ago

    I think wetting the bed might be a bigger issue.

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Very funny!

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    sneezykevina  3 months ago

    I really needed this laugh today!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    She knows that Mom’s always Russian to judgment.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    She has a way of getting under your skin.

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    owlsandy Premium Member 3 months ago

    This was really funny!

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    chief tommy  3 months ago

    Mark how do you explain your obsession with nesting dolls

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    samsoltan_48323  3 months ago

    “‘Matryoshka, l’m home!”

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    One-panel cartoonists will never run out of matryoshka gags.

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    tghllama  3 months ago

    Betcha Ninja Sloth could get her in there undetected

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mom knows she needs to let her inber child out sometimes.

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