Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 11, 2024

It’s the thought that counts!!!!!

Well, sure. But everyone knows that ice chunks and dust are a girl’s best friend.

Is that Ur-anus speaking? (A gas giant)

Were we just mooned?!

busted…

Change Saturn’s name to Zirconia.

Set to disappear next March!!

But big and beautiful

Awwwww now his self eteeem is sinking into the atmosphere…..

Saturn has a few hundred more!

Saturn needs more space …!

( getting kinda ringy-dingy )

Saturn is not the only planet with rings, Jupiter and Neptune both have rings, they just are not as bright as Saturn’s.

What an opportunity for Dust Devil salespeople.

Hey, it’s the thought that counts.

“ By the way, you’ve got ring around the collar.”

Seriously? I paid a guy down at the cemetery 50 bucks for it!

The rings on you buddy !

Uh-huh, how did you get the ring off to do that?

She should date Uranus or Neptune, they rain diamonds.