Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 09, 2024

Don’t be such a “Doric”.

I think it’s ironic that you often see columns in rows.

Are the IONS that make up that temple POSITIVE or NEGATIVE?? ;)

“Isn’t it ionic?”

But he ordered covalent.

That’s an Excellent design.

But Corinthian columns would go with your leather seats!

He likes to column as he sees ‘em.

I’m sure Alanis Popadopolis sang a song about it way back then.

A difference that isn’t exactly an order of magnitude…..

They would have made the columns out of steel, but they had not yet even invented irony.

Columns for the temple and pillers for the apothecary.

But if you can’t pay for them, they will get repossessed – they column as they seize them.

Don’t ya think

The supervisor must have been a doric.

why exactly did we have to learn the different types of columns in school?

Its like rain on your wedding day

Ionic, IONIC; really. Ow my pun sense is tingling. (Actually pretty funny).