Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 10, 2024

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    gammaguy  3 months ago

    He tried to pull wool over Security’s eyes, but it got carded.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    He was playing 21 and busted. I guess he wasn’t playing with a full deck.

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    formathe  3 months ago

    I carded a kid at a New Years Eve party at a bar. He was 17. His mom said, let him im he’s with family. I told her no. She says, we have to drive him home then. (a 15 minute round trip). I said see you soon.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    So sorry for your loss of alcohol.

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    Herd of Turtles  3 months ago

    First time I got carded was when the first Friday the Thirteenth movie came out.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    he wanted to go clubbing, but it just wasn’t in the cards…

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    the surly bartender at the backwoods joint didn’t card my buddy, but apparently took an instant dislike to me. i told him, sorry, i don’t have a driver’s license, but i’ve got my passport. he responded, what’s a passport? ☺

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