Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 30, 2024

“Sneer” campaign.

I’d be depressed too if I came in for a sprained ankle and the doc was this dumb!

“…and me suggest brain surgery to cures depression.”

Have you tried standing on your head?

Are you sure? I would like a second opinion!

Okay… you dress funny, too!

or she could be happy…

Well… yeah. So?

Depression coupled with your flatulence can lead to awkward entertaining of guests.

Looks like 46.

Sad.

That doesn’t look like depression. It looks like a bad burrito.

Emoji??

Maybe her feet hurt……? Lol

I hide my depression. No one would even think I’m depressed…

Her ex, Ray, keeps harassing her.

Maybe it’s because I had a Depresso for breakfast and a soft drink for lunch. I’m soda pressed.

It’s probably just gas.

The good news is that a little photoshop will make everything happy again.

reminds me of some of my dates

one of my eighth grade teachers (who I think was like 100 years old) had a permanent built in frown, and when she laughed (which wasn’t often) her frown only increased in size. So let this be a lesson to us all: like your mom told you, if you keep making “that face”, your face is gonna stay that way!

It reminds me of Angela Merkel. (I am sorry for that!)

nothin’ a sharpie couldn’t take care of!

Looks more like Trump and Vance on a commercial.