Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2024

So, Pig never gets high?

maybe your “lows” are highs to someone else…does feel that way sometimes tho…

Pig’s lows are lower than most people’s lows, so my lows feel like highs.

Pig’s lowers turn his previous lows into highs.

I’m surprised he didn’t get the answer I got to the same question: "You need to lower your expectations, your “lows” are actually highs."

Theory of relativity.

Maybe the wise one is just trying to put Pig down to elevate his status!

==> Valley for Losers

This reminds me of all the trump supporters!

I never get hopes up, so I never get let down.

Sorry Pig, try harder, life is what you make it!!! Or so they say X

It just means you still hasn’t hits the lowest, Pig. Keeps moving ahead until you is reaches there and then it is just climbing all the way up. Well you could be too old by then to climbs but that is yours problem.

But Pig, you is did goes up to meets wise donkey on hill. And then you is comes down again. So see there is ups and downs on yours life also. To keep staying up and not comes down, just kicks wise donkey down the hill and takes his place.

Pig, your lows are higher than your lowers.

We’ve seen you high, Pig.

The lows are highs. It could’ve been worse!

Lows are relative. They like to say the plains are “flat as a pancake” but if you look at a pancake under a scanning microscope (and who wouldn’t?) , it has mountains and valleys.

I’m happy for my plateau of contentment

Highs for Pig are not very high.

It sucks to be you pig.

Cue Merle and Willie: ♪ “Reasons to quit – The low is always lower than the high” ♪

Because you live with rat, pig.

If you feel like your life is like a roller coaster, just remember: when your on top, there’s no place to go but down, but the trip down is the most exciting part of a roller coaster.

Low blow Pig

It’s not, Pig, that’s just your attitude.

High and low are relative. He can’t be that wise if he was stumped so easily.

Since it’s all relative it’s a matter of perspective.

Well, the point of the hill must have reached Jαckαss’ skull-cap.

It comes with having a pig as an avatar.

Not my favorite book, but my favorite title : “Been Down So Long, It Looks Like Up To Me”

I relate to this one

Since WA is sitting on a hill, he’s on a permanent high. Thus, the two of them are balancing out.

Attitude

I’m still waiting for “Wise Congressman On The Hill”

If Pig lowered his expectations any more, he’s be Rat II.

He didn’t have an answer for that one.

he was just being polite!

You have your highs and lows, Pig. It’s just that your highs are pretty low so your lows have to be that much lower, is all.