Grew up on a farm and have never seen cows charging at people, they are inquisitive and will come to meet you. A bull in the pasture, that’s different story…he’ll greet you not in a good way
A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each morning and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon (the only vehicle he had) and drove the 30 miles.
While the pigs were in the field mating, he asked the other farmer, “How will I know if they are pregnant?”
The other farmer replied, “If they’re lying in the grass tomorrowmorning, they’ll be pregnant. If they’re lying in the mud, they’re not.”
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning for more than a week and the farmers were worn out.
The next morning, one was too tired to even get out of bed. So he called out to his wife, “Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.”
“Neither,” yelled his wife, “They’re in the station wagon. And one of them is honking the horn.”
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
Grew up on a farm and have never seen cows charging at people, they are inquisitive and will come to meet you. A bull in the pasture, that’s different story…he’ll greet you not in a good way
Leroy 3 months ago
“Hey, get in your lane! You’re gonna get me killed here!!”
“Knock it off! No jail-seat driving!”
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
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A farmer had 5 female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived 60 miles apart, so they decided to drive 30 miles each morning and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.
The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon (the only vehicle he had) and drove the 30 miles.
While the pigs were in the field mating, he asked the other farmer, “How will I know if they are pregnant?”
The other farmer replied, “If they’re lying in the grass tomorrowmorning, they’ll be pregnant. If they’re lying in the mud, they’re not.”
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning for more than a week and the farmers were worn out.
The next morning, one was too tired to even get out of bed. So he called out to his wife, “Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.”
“Neither,” yelled his wife, “They’re in the station wagon. And one of them is honking the horn.”
The Duke 3 months ago
How now brown cow?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Lots of focus on a person who apparently has been banned here. He must be important to the regulars here.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
Whoever was an occupant in that jail side car would’ve taken care to keep his mouth shut unless he was Renfield.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
Those wild pigs only go to prove that hogs are the smartest barn yard animals. ;-p
TomGn 3 months ago
Maybe bring back police boxes on every corner
ncorgbl 3 months ago
The first ‘pigloo’ was made of straw, the second of sticks. The third was made with bricks, had an ice rink and it’s own Zamboni.
mindjob 3 months ago
Those pigs must have learned that building technique from Eskimos
ekke 3 months ago
I certainly hope those cattle were given their share of the reward!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Attaboy Elsie!!