It’s not just Mr Bliss’s wicked imagination; there are actually living human beings, who entertain thoughts of who should be President, who peddle that theory. And worse that all the art work in the place is homoerotic (say, a big mural with a Great Auk prominent in the design complete with a scroll reading Pinguinus impennis (“flightless” in effect) which bears a suspicious similarity to “pɛnis”, just like the phallic plan of the whole airport when seen from above. —The Revenge of the Mole People.
hubbard3188 2 months ago
Wrong. It’s Dulles. Most of us know this. We just never told you.
Zykoic 2 months ago
Dulluminati’s headquarters is at Stockton aitport.
blunebottle 2 months ago
How does an ant colony relate to the Illuminati?
juicebruce 2 months ago
And if you look down from above we humans also look like ants …. in a colony ;-)
julie.mason1 Premium Member 2 months ago
I thought that the Illuminpotty was the bathroom light.
Zebrastripes 2 months ago
Oy! He’s starting to sound like Earl talking to Nelson….LOL
uniquename 2 months ago
Soon to be made into the movie, “The DaVinci Colony”, staring Tom Hants.
rroxxanna 2 months ago
What is the man holding up? Is this a stack of old pieces of plywood?
Slowly, he turned... 2 months ago
Oh, everyone already knew that! …Except I thought it was Albuquerque.
Skeptical Meg 2 months ago
That does explain Frontier Airlines.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Is this a flash back to when MTG was a child?
sccooley 2 months ago
How does it not?! Open your eyes sheeple
mokspr Premium Member 2 months ago
And on the way there, you can stop by Springfield and get yourself a ’dog with grainy mustard.
anomaly 2 months ago
They just want you to think that’s the headquarters.
AndrewSihler 2 months ago
It’s not just Mr Bliss’s wicked imagination; there are actually living human beings, who entertain thoughts of who should be President, who peddle that theory. And worse that all the art work in the place is homoerotic (say, a big mural with a Great Auk prominent in the design complete with a scroll reading Pinguinus impennis (“flightless” in effect) which bears a suspicious similarity to “pɛnis”, just like the phallic plan of the whole airport when seen from above. —The Revenge of the Mole People.
eb110americana 2 months ago
Sadly, we have acting members of congress, like Marjorie Taylor Greene, who believe even wackier conspiracy nonsense than this.
captccpd 2 months ago
And don’t worry the lizard people are, well friendly?