Close to Home by John McPherson for September 09, 2024

Beav-thog and Butt-thog??

Ha! The joke’s on you!

Careful, Bleeb! You’re too close to the fire.

Inspiration for The Flintstones?

Hahaha

The Lascaux Comedy Club Cave Paintings .. HA!

Draw some things in the sky like they are flying, you know, like if they were birds but don’t look like birds…

The movie “One Million Years B.C.” starring Raquel Welch used dinosaurs and humans in the same prehistoric time. This also counts for the animated “Flintstones”.

I’ve mentioned this before somewhere, so I repeat it for those who missed it.

Back before the web and PC’s, I had this question on a geology assignment – -

What evidence is there that man did not fear the dinosaur?

Searched my text book, front to back, but nothing. Couple days I was frustrated and perplexed, I had determined I’d have to go to the library and do the research, when suddenly the reason popped into my head.

MAN, did I ever feel like a JACKA$$ !!

You mean like speaker Johnson.

Fake cave art, what’s next?

Well, they’re not stupid…they’ll get it!

If I had a time machine, I would love to go back to then and draw some pictures on cave walls.

They’ll B.C.’n something different.

This would work better if they were modern/future people who used a time machine to go back in time.

How about the pictographs of them vacuuming the cave with a small woolly mammoth?

Love it. Don’t forget to throw Fred and Barney in there.

Don’t forget some UFO’s!

Don’t worry, we’ve got Christians doing it for you.

Just think: George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson never knew that dinosaurs had existed. It wasn’t until 1842 that a British scientist went public with an announcement of the discovery of bones of a previously unknown animal.

How cruel

Fooled a few others too:

Https://creationmuseum.Org/dinosaurs-dragons/

Scroll down to Humans and Dinosaurs.

Prepare to Believe !