Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 27, 2024

Train wrecks are fascinating

Blanche seems to have had a much longer honeymoon period than the Wizard had.

More like Honey I mooned.

“My wife aged like milk.” – Walter from Jeff Dunham

It ended not with a bang but a whimper. Lots of things are like that.

I think the honeymoon was never on.

Older? No, just exactly the horribly same.

Dawn always comes slowly when you’re adrift at sea.