Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 10, 2024

It’s a better use than what it was built for

i so wanna try this

One of my all-time favorite Wizard of Id cartoons was: “I present you, the cata-” pult! That theme years later was turned into a Macromedia Flash game. Note my icon.

Werner Von Id?

“FATANG?”

Time to start a war!

Aw … That’s nice – the king worries – he cares about them.

You better worry more about them in war time.

Early Marines?

Nothing like a good" FATANG"! I always say.

Chainmail swimwear? Only for the STRONG swimmers.

If they have a target, they are improving their accuracy.

What a team….Joe and Bill!!!!

Don’t worry King, it seldom lasts.

You mean the war with the Huns is finally over?

But they have plenty of thrills.

I can hear the Huns laughing at this.

Is this where Thor’s boulders came from?

Instead of the high dive, they have the long dive…

Something you only do once!

Not to worry: that was definitely a ten!

I don’t know what o’clock it is, but all seems well…..

I like the sound effects in this comic. Fatang!

But on the plus side the king now has an airforce.

Perfect “Hold my beer and watch THIS,” moment.

The next Olympic sport.

How Russia sends their soldiers to attack on the frontlines in Ukraine

At least they doing target practice, Fink, I mean King.

On X, they have some guy who looks like a Viking, but who acts like Wile E. Coyote, launching himself off of a cliff from a catapult.

How to get your catapult qualification training in and have fun at the beach at the same time!

That’s how it should look in peacetime

This looks awesome.

This voids the catapult’s warranty. Too much fun.

What is this? Jacka**?

If it was a Marine, he’d have his buddy set him on fire and hope he hits the water before it gets too bad…