Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 12, 2024

Prepare to be lantern-ed!

He’s about to get jacked up. He’ll probably be smiling afterward.

Stay on the streets of this town

And they’ll be carving you up all right

They say, “You gotta stay hungry”

Hey, baby, I’m just about starving tonight

Did he bring the spice with?

Halloween sacrificial …….er uh lamb!!!

Yep, you’re just going to have to face it.

Lil, can’t you help me out, here? If he butchers me now, I’ll be a rotted mess by Halloween!

is it true that “pumpkin spice” is simply ground pumpkin shell?

“But I’m not Irish!”

(¬_¬)

Could be worse…he could be on Hickok45’s YouTube channel.

Gourd’s goring coming soon …!

( but not yet, Brett … haven’t seen the largest pumpkin winners so far … when we do, then it’s “Katie bar the door” )

I feel a horror movie coming on

Could have been worse… could have been a spice jar creeping up from behind.

is that a pumpkin spice beer she’s drinkin’??

Time for your lobotomy, Gordo!

Cue the Halloween soundtrack.

Mack the Knife is a really cut-up.

Yes. Ta-Daaaah!