Curses by Chelsea Carr for September 20, 2024

Try Buck, and plenty of them.

That’s a bawk. Batter, take your base.

Wilma’s family and friends learned to live with her under the hypnotic spell. And, eventually, she was rescued by… Oh… Let’s say… Moe.

THE END

Umpire calls a bawk. Batter, take first base.

That would have been too simple. The word is probably “Kwab”.

Hmm, what’s the opposite of chicken…