That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 03, 2024

/// Neither roommate was suitably dressed

for receiving a “gentleman” guest.

Bastien, uninvited,

aches with lust unrequited,

so the girls tried to cool off the pest.

A little water on the guys head? Is that all?

I think the girls aren’t taking this seriously enough. Take the sewing scissors and jab him in the hand until he gets the message.

It’s all fun and games until somebody gets indicted on rape charges.

Floyd couldn’t take the hint that the party was over.

Is this Victor’s self-portrait? But safe enough to not be used as evidence in court?

I told Larry that I only received visitors Saturday for afternoon tea. Did you put two bags in tha pot?

Just hold Mr Rothschild son out for a few more seconds, Jane. I’ll have this camera fitted above the door in no time. I’ve already booked a meeting with my lawyers at 3 this afternoon. And one with my tailor, carriage maker and jeweller for tomorrow morning.

…played by the ghost of John Ritter.

Three’s Company .. failed Mr. Furley auditions.

“Here’s Johnny.”

Aw, come on. Just the tip?

One too many door-to-door political supporters to deal with

The university’s Greek Council discouraged panty raids because some frat boys didn’t wait for the panties to be folded and stored in the sorority coeds’ bedroom drawers. They preferred them ‘picked ripe off the tree’.

He’s obsessed with the beautiful dancer:/

He ‘s determined (tonight!) to de-pants her:/

Though her pal tries to pour/

Water over the door/

He will NOT take no for an answer..

Not the “Three’s Company” I remember, but it looks interesting.

Come and knock on our door… (Come and knock on our door)

We’ve been waiting for you…. (We’ve been waiting for you)

Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,

Three’s company too.

Later, Jack would be embarrassed that it was his sister’s gown he had grabbed and not her best friend.

Won’t make a difference. He’s already wet.

The Plotter: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Undated paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Victor, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3368 (September 3, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

the girls are ready and willing but they want him to think he had to work for it.

The doublemint twins had a busy day planned tomorrow … why couldn’t he understand that?

Tears of nostalgia are welling up in my eyes for those good old days at Madison in the late ’60s.

I think he wanted something else that was hot.

Va-va-voom. Make his decaf.

“The funny little games that we played—remember.”