Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 18, 2024

Somebody bring a straitjacket.

Would have been funnier if he had stopped after the first 4 words.

Didn’t I see something like this on The Twilight Zone?

The judge is going to need a strong one after this trial.

Whatever! Just as long as it gets him out of that parking ticket.

If that’s Jeff Dunham and Walter, he does have a pretty good case. (Let the dummy do all the talking.) “I’m not the dummy; YOU’RE the dummy.”

I’d vouch for this man’s character. But he doesn’t have any!

tRump and his tRumpy bear might work.

He can’t talk now, he’s got a dummy ache.

Now if it was an imaginary character that would be proof.

“Will the defendant cease fondling and prompting the witness?”

Might be a little more persuasive if the dummy sat in the chair and the guy sat on the edge of the witness stand.

I suspect a cunning plan