Kliban by B. Kliban for September 06, 2024

Run on!

Haven’t heard from the Bulwer-Lytton contest in ages.

Wow! Totally Tubular, Man!

It’s cooler IN the vat??

I keep telling you, Kliban knew a thing or two about hallucinogenic muffins.

This is fubar.

We used to try to fill a whole notebook page with one sentence. This was before video games.

But what about Hiram, Webster, Morgo, Throckmorton, Spheen, Bip, Fubge, and Trudy?

Well, California does need the help.

It’s not a run-on sentence! It’s a galumphing one!

I remember an assignment both in high school and university of having to write a proper sentence of a minimum if 100 words.

No such thing in CA. It’s a Marxist State.

Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man….

How very Faulkneresque.

Tomorrow, episode 2: Wesley crosses the seal with a shetland pony. But will it help?

Preserving democracy in California?