Strange Brew by John Deering for September 09, 2024

It would explain how the platypus got onto the ark.

“Horns” of plenty.

As the late great Paul Hervey used to say…..

“And now you know the ….. rest of the story!!”

;-)

and that’s why you’ll never see a unicorn, to this very day (Lyrics: The Unicorn, The Irish Rovers)

And so unicorns mainly adapted and changed into narwhals. (Except a breeding pair protected by a young princess in a tall castle tower: “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your pair!”)

Unipotatoes. Unicarrots? Oh, unicorns. Okay.

Why do unicorns get this bad rap? They got on the ark with all the other animals, but instead of just lying about drinking mai tais for 40 days and 40 nights they hit the gym, pounded protein shakes and got off the ship as rhinoceroses.

The only unicorns in the universe and they missed the boat.

I see green alligators and long-necked geese…..

Bad move.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

I scalped a Dylan ticket in 74, and later a peak Steve Martin standup. Some of the great regrets of my life.

Hey! Get in the boat now! There’s no time left…we’re shoving off in three minutes!

Accurate weather is as rare as…

Unicorns died out because they weren’t horny enough.

He just checked Noah Weather Radio.

It’s a long time between genuinely original Noah’s Ark cartoons! A thousand thanks!!