Guy was driving his convertible around a curve when a woman in a car going the other direction yelled PIG! Guy yells back COW! Then drove around the curve and ran into the biggest pig!
He’s her husband, isn’t he allowed to tell his wife she’s attractive.
She knows that she’s a trophy wife (and doesn’t seem to resent the fact), but she knows that his statement is more of a brag than a compliment.
“What’s your unofficial position, then?”
“Buy me something expensive, and I’ll show you tonight…”
Divorce her.
Yakety Sax about 18 hours ago
Guy was driving his convertible around a curve when a woman in a car going the other direction yelled PIG! Guy yells back COW! Then drove around the curve and ran into the biggest pig!
sergioandrade Premium Member about 16 hours ago
He’s her husband, isn’t he allowed to tell his wife she’s attractive.
gammaguy about 12 hours ago
She knows that she’s a trophy wife (and doesn’t seem to resent the fact), but she knows that his statement is more of a brag than a compliment.
ChessPirate about 10 hours ago
“What’s your unofficial position, then?”
“Buy me something expensive, and I’ll show you tonight…”
Stephen Gilberg about 3 hours ago
Divorce her.