Careful Dan, you’ll be marked as a political cartoonist and have the comments turned off until after the election on this website. Also, my condolences on your loss.
I doubt we’ll ever see tRump in prison. I’d bet he has his tRump jet fueled up, stiffs the supplier, and wings off to set up a government in exile. Putin will welcome that as a huge victory.
An Oompa Loompa’s short and stout,With green hair and a little pout.He works all day without a fuss,In a factory of chocolate and candy dust.
But look who’s in the jail cell now,A Trumppa Lumpa with a furrowed brow!In orange jumpsuit, bars, and all,No more big towers, just prison halls!
From sweets to tweets, oh, what a flip,This Trumppa Lumpa’s made quite the trip!No golden tickets or chocolate streams,Just a lesson in life’s sweetest dreams!
“You know, I do the weave. I’ll talk about nine different things, and they’ll all come back brilliantly together….and friends of mine that are, like, English professors, they say ‘it’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen’”.
Well, I would do that, and we’re sitting down. You know, I was somebody — we had, Senator Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka, was so impactful on that issue. It’s a very important issue.
“But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I’m talking about — that, because look, child care is child care, couldn’t — you know, there’s something — you have to have it in this country. You have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers, compared to the kind of numbers that I’m talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they’re not used to. But they’ll get used to it very quickly. And it’s not going to stop them from doing business with us. But they’ll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we’re talking about, including child care, that it’s going to take care. We’re going to have — I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country.
“Because I have to stay with child care. I want to stay with child care. But those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I’m talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just — that I just told you about. We’re going to be taking in trillions of dollars. And as much as child care is talked about as being expensive, it’s, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers will be taking in.
“We’re going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people. And then we’ll worry about the rest of the world. Let’s help other people. But we’re going to take care of our country first. This is about America first. It’s about make America great again. We have to do it because right now, we’re a failing nation. So we’ll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question. Than
Qiset 3 months ago
So, are you going to leave the country after Trump wins the election?
HarryLime Premium Member 3 months ago
Doesn’t he have a forgiving nature?
northernbills 3 months ago
Careful Dan, you’ll be marked as a political cartoonist and have the comments turned off until after the election on this website. Also, my condolences on your loss.
[Unnamed Reader - fb935a] Premium Member 3 months ago
You’re much better at non-political comics
mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago
Decision today by Judge Merchan on sentencing Herr Trump September 18.
cdnalor 3 months ago
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
Oompa Loompas at least are useful, so not caged!
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
The play on words does not match the “play”!!!!!
scote1379 Premium Member 3 months ago
At least we know which one is the Clown !
ncorgbl 3 months ago
I doubt we’ll ever see tRump in prison. I’d bet he has his tRump jet fueled up, stiffs the supplier, and wings off to set up a government in exile. Putin will welcome that as a huge victory.
halvincobbes Premium Member 3 months ago
I wish. I’m so tired of his loathsomeness.
Crandlemire 3 months ago
“From Loompa to Lumpa”
An Oompa Loompa’s short and stout,With green hair and a little pout.He works all day without a fuss,In a factory of chocolate and candy dust.
But look who’s in the jail cell now,A Trumppa Lumpa with a furrowed brow!In orange jumpsuit, bars, and all,No more big towers, just prison halls!
From sweets to tweets, oh, what a flip,This Trumppa Lumpa’s made quite the trip!No golden tickets or chocolate streams,Just a lesson in life’s sweetest dreams!
Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago
We’ll see, Teflon Trump is pretty slippery snake.
Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago
Another good one. Thanks, Dan.
Dan Collins creator 3 months ago
The Marmalade Messiah
braindead Premium Member 3 months ago
“You know, I do the weave. I’ll talk about nine different things, and they’ll all come back brilliantly together….and friends of mine that are, like, English professors, they say ‘it’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen’”.
braindead Premium Member 3 months ago
Well, I would do that, and we’re sitting down. You know, I was somebody — we had, Senator Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka, was so impactful on that issue. It’s a very important issue.
“But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I’m talking about — that, because look, child care is child care, couldn’t — you know, there’s something — you have to have it in this country. You have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers, compared to the kind of numbers that I’m talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they’re not used to. But they’ll get used to it very quickly. And it’s not going to stop them from doing business with us. But they’ll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we’re talking about, including child care, that it’s going to take care. We’re going to have — I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country.
“Because I have to stay with child care. I want to stay with child care. But those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I’m talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just — that I just told you about. We’re going to be taking in trillions of dollars. And as much as child care is talked about as being expensive, it’s, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers will be taking in.
“We’re going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people. And then we’ll worry about the rest of the world. Let’s help other people. But we’re going to take care of our country first. This is about America first. It’s about make America great again. We have to do it because right now, we’re a failing nation. So we’ll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question. Than
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
“Write me a letter, send it by mail. Send in care of Birmingham Jail…”
sandflea 3 months ago
He looks good in prison.
steveconkey2003 3 months ago
I didn’t realize you were a Marxist. Go Comics needs to shut down your comment section like the rest of the political cartoonists.