Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 05, 2024

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBUTTERFLY!

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Horses are big heavy rabbits with hooves. And frequently they forget they’re big.

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…½ Rube Goldberg…

…½ iceberg…

…½ass…

…the raptor will give thanks for the food given it…

…let us prey…

…from the looks of it…

…it won’t be the first time…

…the Cat worshipper’s knees suffered abrasions…

…all at Zion National Park…

“Will Beowulf conquer the Dragon? Will Tristan return to Iseult? Will Peewee find her dolly? Tune in this channel tomorrow night and in the meantime, wake up and hurry to your neighborhood druggist for a cake of Skyway’s Kwikbrite Armor Polish, the better polish used by the better knights sans peur et sans reproche." – Heinlein, Have Space Suit, Will Travel

This is why the southern hemisphere has everything backwards.

I worry about the cat worshiper, for sure. He should never have left Egypt. I mean, he wouldn’t have had to deal with snow there in June. Or at all, I guess.

No no yes no

And they all went to heaven in a big row boat. Clap pat.

All of those things, and more too, in our next episode!

Yes.

What’s the difference between an orange? Will it rain or in the city?

I have become mesmerized by the interconnected chaos of it all. Need more CaFfEiNe …⁉️

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find out! tune in next week ..

The thinking woman or man’s Rube Goldberg/Heath Robinson Machine.

I came for a risque knee abrasion joke and am leaving disappointed…

And the raptor gets a meal and a half. Cat and part Vole.

Excuse any typos that might occur. I can’t take my eyes off the butterfly.

Domino Rally, Frog Applause style. Heads will roll.

Tune in late, and Peabody tells Sherman to stay on the road and get a spanking if wanders into the other side.June is three months pregnant. Christ in the womb. My lady Mary is in the stall and stalling for the future. Little Drummer Boy rocks and rolls.

There you have it, folks: the butterfly effect.

Once Monarch Butterflies go extinct, that will be one less problem to worry about. It would be the Milkweed of Human Kindness.

Stop snowing? Sure. Hail is expected later.

Batta Bing Batta Bang! Stunades!

Based on the illustration, the cat guy will have more to worry about than his knees.

No problem weathering the snow job.

Remember people, this’ll be on the text.

That’ll teach ya.

Please cut the blotter in half, next time, and I’ll cut back on the Ayahuasca…