Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 02, 2024

Sounds like one of my nephews.

If he actually knows everything, he would still be single.

he saved you the internet fees … chapeau!

I prefer Duck Duck Go.

Or so he says.

And we believe him. Yeah.

Usually, when guys talk, I just play music in my head until they finally stop.

I had a guy mansplain to me how to push four buttons on a keypad the other day. Seriously. He wouldn’t stop. He told me how to hold my hand over the keypad, what part of my finger to use (not the one I wanted to poke his eye out with), and how I had to use four numbers — this keypad being one I use daily in the apartment building I’ve lived in for 20 years, and the four numbers are my apartment number.

Danger- beware extreme sarcasm.

Convenient.

He should have married my exwife then, they would be the whole day in silence – nothing to talk about as they know everything

Everything and nothing.

Walt is a virtual “Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.”