Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 02, 2024

Sounds like one of my nephews.

If he actually knows everything, he would still be single.

he saved you the internet fees … chapeau!

I prefer Duck Duck Go.

Or so he says.

And we believe him. Yeah.

Usually, when guys talk, I just play music in my head until they finally stop.

I had a guy mansplain to me how to push four buttons on a keypad the other day. Seriously. He wouldn’t stop. He told me how to hold my hand over the keypad, what part of my finger to use (not the one I wanted to poke his eye out with), and how I had to use four numbers — this keypad being one I use daily in the apartment building I’ve lived in for 20 years, and the four numbers are my apartment number.

Danger- beware extreme sarcasm.

Convenient.

He should have married my exwife then, they would be the whole day in silence – nothing to talk about as they know everything

Everything and nothing.

Walt is a virtual “Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.”

And has a wife who disagrees with everything. A perfect match! ☺

She’s backwards folks. A woman knows everything. Who do you thinks teaches men? Yak Yak YAk. Right or wrong – women always right.

Knowing it all is knowledge. Knowing that you do not know everything is wisdom.

Had a discussion at dinner with a fellow traveler that I had met the day before. He insisted we changed our clocks on 10/27 this year. I told him I had just heard it on the news and the date was 11/3. He kept saying it was 10/27 even though others in the group said it was after Halloween but they weren’t sure of the date. Later he looked it up on his phone, turned to his wife and said “yep, it’s 11/3, just like I thought.” !!!

That’s my wife. I knew I married Miss Right, I didn’t learn until later that her first name was Always. Still true after 44 years.

My wife never asks me anything anymore, because that 16-year-old influencer on TikTok surely knows more about plumbing, auto repair, etc. than I do.

The Donald knows everything….

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That sounds like something Walt should be saying.

You better check Google to be sure he isn’t pulling your leg! No one knows everything!!!

I used to know everything, but then a whole bunch more stuff happened, and I couldn’t keep up.

Hey ….you mite make some money this year????