Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 30, 2024

You can’t tie down a banjo man. Unfortunately.

Well, what a helper he is, not.

He’s Timmy the Tool Man Fretwork the Banjo Man. Grunt Grunt Grunt.

He a disaster waiting to happen!!!

I like Timmy!

When Timmy works, the universe frets.

That’s what the universe gets for being picked on.

Quite the handyman, this Timmy Fretwork.

How does he play the banjo with 10 thumbs?

Be like Timmy!

So he helped by providing entertainment.

Where Timmy goes FEMA follows

Oh, and tuition is going up again.

You can’t make a handyman out of a banjo man.

What a keeper (face palm)

I hope he works cheap!

Timmy works for free and they get their money’s worth.

“He fixed the window so it doesn’t have all the glass in it.”

A vast improvement. It’s like when Beni fixed the jack-in-the-box so that creepy clown wouldn’t pop out anymore.

Tim of all trades and master of none.

And tomorrow he’ll fix ……………….

Makes me wonder what kind of school experiences Thompson had.

Timmy doesn’t sound so much like a handyman as much as a handyman’s best friend, ie moneymaker.

What kind of maintenance guy is this?

Timmy should stick with the Banjo…

Q: How do you know if the stage is level at a bluegrass show? A: The banjo player drools out of both sides of his mouth. Q: What is perfect pitch? A: throwing a banjo into a dumpster from 100ft without hitting the sides of the dumpster.

Timmy is the guy who stomps really hard on your roof while he’s estimating it for repairs.