The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 19, 2024

That’s a terrybull idea.

Must have wound up in the wash.

He could use a nose job, too.

He want’s to look his best, he is a “spud”!

A doctor named Terry Bull (terrible) might not be the best one to consult!

I remember when we had to use actual potatoes and stick in the various facial features. That was entertaining for almost a full hour. Then I remembered hearing about “the poor children in China who had no potatoes.” Absurdity and guilt triggered sorrow at a young age, and it persists.

Pink eye, eh? Looks to me like he’s baked…

You want fries with that?

When he gets the bill, he’ll be looking for his “angry” eyes

… We usually just replace both eyes at once.

Do you want green eyes or red eyes?

It’s a fast and simple (but expensive) operation.

Common Tater don’t look so good!

He just happens to have an extra pair of eyeballs

He looks baked.

Queue that “Back Door” scene from War Games

Maybe Vince Fish should see this doctor.

Thanks for the chuckle today, Scott. :-)

The Bull is when he says, “This may sting a little.”

At least it wasn´t stinkeyes.

An alcohol swab will get the magic marker off

Now about that male enhancement. We have a catalog.

At least his name isn’t Chris Quack.

If he had green eyes he’d be a little sprout.

well, that’s a poke in the eye…