Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 13, 2024

?????????I know a lot of mythology, but none with snake headed males. Whatcha been smokin’ lately Dave.

I’m not trying to fool anyone, I just want to keep my last few garter snakes looking neat. I miss the masses of Burmese pythons that I used to curse for their unruliness.

My grandfather had a t-shirt that said: “God made some beautiful heads. The rest he gave hair.”

Or, in this case, snakes.

Has anyone heard from @Jasonsnakelover?

Medusa and Medus-sir

How ’bout a dude named Aeschylus? 2,478 years ago, in 455 BC, he died when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his bald head. The eagle had mistaken Aeschylus’s bald head for a rock suitable for shattering the tortoise shell and dropped it on his head.

This is a re-run from last year. I was hoping for something new (such as National Peanut Day).

This is HISSSSS-terical!

☺️❤️

I have a buddy that says:

“I’m not bald…

… I just have a lot of face!”

I knew a guy who was going bald. He grew a mustache, and when people commented on it he’d tell them he needed it so he’d have someplace to keep his dandruff.

SNAKEOVER …!

Hair. Pshaw. Who needs. it? Excuse me, I need moment. :)

If Medusa had a husband, how about the other Gorgon sisters? They probably had some wild family reunions

If you comb your cobras just right you can cover your asp.

knew a guy years ago that did a combover, and on really windy days it would get flipped over and flap in the wind… Lol!!