The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 06, 2024

That’ll definitely ruin your day.

And they say golf is a healthy sport.

Just walk away, don’t look back, say I don’t know what you’re talking about if somebody asks

Wait until he sees the repair bill.

You have feet, don’t you? Walk to the next hole. You need to trim that gut anyway.

“Drove your cart into a tree? You’re supposed to play the nineteenth hole after your round, not before you begin it.”

Gives a whole new meaning to ‘hooking your drive!’

unfortunately, his insurance doesn’t cover golf carts…

That would do it .

Sounds like the Progressive Insurance Cave man was driving.

at least he still has his clubs

Was she really that cute Brutus?

Only you, Brutus.

and walking is completely out of the question due to how many other holes he’d be going to without that cart. :}

That’s par for Brutus’ course.

That’s a funny visual! Thinking out loud: I wonder if the booze cart got to him early… Nah, probably not. A born loser doesn’t need liquid inspiration to run a golf cart into a tree. In the words of the mountaineer George Mallory, he runs into it because it’s there!

Better to hit a tree than hit people.

It would be nice if more people met and talked over ice cream than alcohol. However, l never heard of a golf car crash on the actual course itself. However, wherever Brutus may be, he can find a way to mess up…..

That’ll do it.

Could always walk.

That is a horse of a different color story!

Hitting a tree with your golf ball, happens all the time. Hitting a tree with your golf cart, not so much. Can someone please enlighten me on the name of Brutus’ friend? It seems to have slipped memory at the moment.

Now his golf cart privileges have been taken away.

Arnie I think.

Reckless golfing…but not wreckless driving.

Must be driving in the Villages

I thought he was going to say he ran into it. Literally. Since I don’t golf, I didn’t think of a cart.

Dang tree, sitting in the middle of the cart path. I could’ve sworn it moved.

About 35 some years ago I was at an industry meeting. The meeting ended up with a golf outing and one of the participants was “in his cups” and drove his golf cart into the lake. Afterwards at the award ceremony, they called him up for an award and presented him with a bill for the damages.