Proper diet may help with improving Bernie’s dour disposition. It’s been proven that a mix of leafy vegetables is always a good start. Perhaps he might enjoy a world-famous Kamala Word Salad?
If the orange cloud wins, grade school teacher clouds are going to take the orange crayons out of all the boxes of Crayolas in school clouds across the country
2026: “Mr. President, Russia has launched nuclear weapons at us. We must respond immediately.” “Fake news! Putin is my friend, I sent him face masks when Americans couldn’t find any. He would never aim at me. Besides, he would only go after people eating our cats and dogs. Put some music on so I can listen for 39 minutes and do the weave.”
I remember a sort of sketch where someone was being given a Rorschach test and every time the psychiatrist presented a new one, the patient would reply that he saw sexual images – every one. After a bit the doctor said “You really have some sort of sexual fixation, don’t you?” the patient said “Well, don’t blame me – you’re the one showing me the dirty pictures!” All in the eye of the beholder, I guess, or maybe we just see what we expect to see.
C 3 months ago
Garbage In, Garbage Out
Hello Everyone 3 months ago
Seeing the Elections in everything.
Bilan 3 months ago
So Phil, were you traumatized by an orangutan when you were young?
jvo 3 months ago
Well, the orange-utan IS out on the hustings…
lalapalooza Premium Member 3 months ago
ook?
sbenton7684 3 months ago
I’m surprised those old coots are friends…
Superfrog 3 months ago
Don’t ever look at the ink blots.
BRBurns1960 3 months ago
So many things I would have done
blah_duh 3 months ago
Put the newspaper down. Or at least get a happier newspaper. Maybe the comic section from a non election year.
happyinvenice23 3 months ago
Great toon Wiley! Prefect description of the Orange Lunatic seeking too ruin our lives for another four years and beyond!
thight1944 3 months ago
Itdoes seem like we’re in an absurdist black comedy
steveh64 3 months ago
The original Rorschach test.
OldsVistaCruiser 3 months ago
This perfectly describes the loofah-faced, fascist shitgibbon.
dot-the-I 3 months ago
Linus: “I see a profile of Thomas Eakins. And that group over there reminds of the stoning of St. Stephen.”
Lucy: “What do you see, Charlie?”
Charlie Brown: “I was going to say a ducky and and horsie, but I changed my mind.”
(A personal all-time favorite of the series.)
MS72 3 months ago
Bernie & Phyl’s Furniture is a privately owned furniture retailer based in Norton, Massachusetts.
Pocosdad 3 months ago
@C We put that piece of garbage out once already. Let’s keep it that way.
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
Ain’t it tha truth!
Anters55 3 months ago
Proper diet may help with improving Bernie’s dour disposition. It’s been proven that a mix of leafy vegetables is always a good start. Perhaps he might enjoy a world-famous Kamala Word Salad?
dandye 3 months ago
TDS strikes again! :-)
Doug K 3 months ago
TDS
mindjob 3 months ago
If the orange cloud wins, grade school teacher clouds are going to take the orange crayons out of all the boxes of Crayolas in school clouds across the country
baskate_2000 3 months ago
Overthink, much? And, of course, lay the blame elsewhere.
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
Phil is a paranoid Commie.
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
And what kind of dressing would you like on your word salad, Cackles?
sandpiper 3 months ago
Our 2nd great granddaughter arrived on Thu. Been wondering what kind of world will be there for her when she reaches kindergarten age.
lisfnord 3 months ago
the thing that struck me funny here is that there is a furniture store in this area called Bernie and Phyll’s
rs0204 Premium Member 3 months ago
I’m Phil.
Name? Whose Name? 3 months ago
2026: “Mr. President, Russia has launched nuclear weapons at us. We must respond immediately.” “Fake news! Putin is my friend, I sent him face masks when Americans couldn’t find any. He would never aim at me. Besides, he would only go after people eating our cats and dogs. Put some music on so I can listen for 39 minutes and do the weave.”
ShadowMaster 3 months ago
I was going to say, “Was it orange colored?”
gozirra2 Premium Member 3 months ago
Tell me about the rabbits, Phil.
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
Traitor Trump has always been an airhead…..
PoodleGroomer 3 months ago
And then it forms a hail and lightning spitting anvil.
Drag0nr1der 3 months ago
Oh look! Go comics missed one
ajr58(1) 3 months ago
Google Bautista kimmel trump
Holden Awn 3 months ago
IOW the Democrat Convention.
Raging Moderate 3 months ago
“I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now, so shut up already stupid clouds”
leemorse9777 3 months ago
At this point, judging by the comments, only 2 trumpers follow this strip. Doesn’t look good for them come Nov.
Nebo 3 months ago
Orangutang better than hyena.
pflutke59 3 months ago
Good day of cloud watching.
willie_mctell 3 months ago
The cloud is orange.
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
Traitor Trump cultists are unwontedly silent today, and the same over at Doonesbury. Maybe they are coming to their senses?
Doctor Go 3 months ago
Well, this was a useful election season warning.
sisterea 3 months ago
Oh I thought he just saw trump.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 3 months ago
you’re the one with the dirty pictures – Yakko Warner after a Rochat test.
keenanthelibrarian 3 months ago
I remember a sort of sketch where someone was being given a Rorschach test and every time the psychiatrist presented a new one, the patient would reply that he saw sexual images – every one. After a bit the doctor said “You really have some sort of sexual fixation, don’t you?” the patient said “Well, don’t blame me – you’re the one showing me the dirty pictures!” All in the eye of the beholder, I guess, or maybe we just see what we expect to see.
olds_cool63 3 months ago
VOTE JILL STEIN!!!
Ron Bauerle 3 months ago
“maniacally”
lindz.coop Premium Member 3 months ago
The sooner it rains, the better.
lnrokr55 3 months ago
Funny how some folks just can’t take a breath and get out of the echo chamber isn’t it?? ;-)
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
Charlie Brown and Linus saw better things in the clouds…..
b.john71 3 months ago
Four more clouds!
XtopherSD 2 months ago
Ah, I see Mr. Miller does not want a repeat of what got him banned from my old hometown newspaper, the San Diego Union-Tribune. Well done!