MythTickle by Justin Thompson for September 27, 2024

That trident doesn’t bare thinking about.

Neptune, you really get up my @$$ when I talk about getting a high colonic…

Whizz?

So it isn’t that we (men) miss the bowl, but that Neptune jumps out of the way splashing the floor. I’ll try that excuse next time.

You’ve gotta love Boody’s granite throne, butt I bet that’s a chilly perch come winter! Thanks El Jefe!

Sooo. When they told us god was omnipresent, they were talking about Neptune?

Makes you flush twice before sitting, right?

Take some laxative and dump that burrito on his head.

Is that toilet made of out of stone?

Big Drip Is Watching You!

Where is the closest secluded outdoor shrubbery?

After panel two, Boody shouldn’t have to “go” anymore!!

Peeing into a normal toilet and then flushing is a terrible waste of water. Try a South Asian squat toilet or better yet go irrigate the flowers.