The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 25, 2024

They’ll drag on he floor when she walks.

She must be a dugshund.

And she’s going to need several nursing bras!!!

I see the tail wag, she likes what she hears!

If it’s a cone of silence it’s worth it.

Is that the doctor’s lab report?

The procedure might have an unexpected ongoing nipple effect.

And will you get them pierced?

How would a potential next litter be affected by change?

This is one way to renovate the nursery.

Jeez. I that said “enchantment” at first.

“Or we can do the installment plan and only do a couple at a time.”

Oh MY! Puts a whole new perspective on it, doesn’t it? Oh, can I use the word for female dog in this context?

Must be one of the Kardashian’s dogs.

She’ll get silicone and a silly cone.

How does this guy do it? It’s hard to consistently be the worst comic of the day.

Shocking nudity in the comix!

really Stupid!

She will be the most popular pin-up picture at the shelter.

Doctor, if you’ve ever nursed teething puppies, you’d want them all gone too.

She wants to be a 24DDDDDDDD.

So it looks like this guy is boob Doc, but I guess he does weiners, too.

Her milk shake brings all the boys to the yard.