Critters are smarter then we give them credit. I always catch critters in my home (if they let me) last week I saw a huge cricket by my fridge. I grabbed a glass and it let me put it over it, I’m old and it escaped 3 times but it still allowed me to recapture it 3 times…reward…I took it outside and it lived and I’m rewarded
An Native American chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant
The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide.
A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.
“Correct,” said the chief. “How did you figure it out?”
The warrior answered, “It’s elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.”
Maybe this sounds weird but some years ago I read a book where it said that elephants have a larger brain than humans so maybe they’re more intelligent. But they can’t communicate with us because of their vastly different bodies.
Leroy 3 months ago
Ever since 2020, the guy who had to count the locusts has been in therapy.
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
Critters are smarter then we give them credit. I always catch critters in my home (if they let me) last week I saw a huge cricket by my fridge. I grabbed a glass and it let me put it over it, I’m old and it escaped 3 times but it still allowed me to recapture it 3 times…reward…I took it outside and it lived and I’m rewarded
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
An Native American chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant
The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide.
A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide.
The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.
Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys.
“Correct,” said the chief. “How did you figure it out?”
The warrior answered, “It’s elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.”
jonnytest 3 months ago
Man! Those Kenyans must have excellent eyesight and can really count fast!
therese_callahan2002 3 months ago
The kudu was mentioned in the Schoolhouse Rock song “The Four-Legged Zoo.”
cupertino jay 3 months ago
.. give or take a billion
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
Wow. An antelope with six feet. We must all learn to be accepting of. .. oh, you said the horns grow six feet long. Never mind. ~ Emily Litella
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
Those elephants just use the Babbel app on their cell phones. Duh!
ekke 3 months ago
And there you have it: the eternal question. Which grows faster and farther, kudu or kudzu?
Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago
With those 6 feet of horn the kudu must be as much as 10 or 11 feet tall from ground to the tip of the horns.
ssledge 3 months ago
Maybe this sounds weird but some years ago I read a book where it said that elephants have a larger brain than humans so maybe they’re more intelligent. But they can’t communicate with us because of their vastly different bodies.
Frank J Lamden 3 months ago
It really wasn’t that hard, they just counted the legs and divided by 6
olds_cool63 3 months ago
Elephants are MUCH smarter than most humans!
gozar 3 months ago
One time I had horns that were 5 feet long.DANG IT, I GOT IT WRONG! We need Jason back.
Ron Bauerle 3 months ago
Doesn’t that Spanish translate to “although you don’t believe it”?
Seems like it s/b “Lo crea usted o no”…
comicalUser 3 months ago
And in The United States of America, the big Locust Swarm of 2024 . . . never happened.
We were right in, what should have been, the middle of it. What did happen?