A man comes home from work sporting two black eyes. His wife asks, “What happened to you?”
“Well, I was getting on the bus behind this curvy brunette, and noticed her skirt was jammed in between her cheeks. Being a gentleman, I pulled it out for her. She turned around and slugged me.”
The wife is seething mad. “Oh do tell. And how did you get the OTHER black eye?”
“HeII, I decided she liked it the way she had it, so I tucked it back in.”
Calvin for President ! about 6 hours ago
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Buddy about 6 hours ago
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Pickled Pete about 5 hours ago
Slug Story
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A man comes home from work sporting two black eyes. His wife asks, “What happened to you?”
“Well, I was getting on the bus behind this curvy brunette, and noticed her skirt was jammed in between her cheeks. Being a gentleman, I pulled it out for her. She turned around and slugged me.”
The wife is seething mad. “Oh do tell. And how did you get the OTHER black eye?”
“HeII, I decided she liked it the way she had it, so I tucked it back in.”