Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 24, 2024

Wow—the Fink must be really tiny!

i believe it’s mutual your majesty

and yet you still have to be raised when you meet dwarfs

Fink still has problems negotiating with the leprechauns … they talk over his head.

I am not sure if I understand this right. But if this is about making fun of a certain highness (or not) in comparison to an average highness, I must say: I do not like it at all.

That the second tallest elf me has ever seen.

Meaning, the treaty is to jack up prices via inflation and deny there is any change. Some fools will believe anything. A lot of them, actually.

Really makes him a “runt”!!!!!!

The Fink should make agreements with someone with his eye level, like a garden gnome.

I bet they just LOVE meeting with you, too!

That stool reminds of the Bugs Bunny cartoon where he was competing with Bruno the Magnificent in a circus setting.

Is that "ratchet or rat s**t?

Sooo, you’re saying this joke is what. OVER YOUR HEAD

Is that “Elrond” in panel three?

Maybe next time meet with gnomes or something.

So, the fink is into orange tariffs.

I always thought elves were small folks who made toys for Santa at the North Pole.

The elf is on a shelf.

Is that Elf from Middle Earth?