Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 28, 2024

Would you be an absolute darling and put the kettle on, please, luv?

Obviously, I’m in desperate need of my morning coffee.

I mean to watch “Call the Midwife” sometime, I think there are 13 seasons now.

I heard this in a certain accent.

I’d like some toasted buttered crumpets with Lyle’s Golden Syrup, please.

trying to upgrade his image, what!

Kid wouldn’t watch that, but my wife likes the show.

They are looking at him like who is this kid.

I think they’re on season 97 now; should have stopped when Jenny went off to help invent hospice care.

RIP Miss Brodie, Professor McGonagle.