Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 24, 2024

Ummmm… how long ago did Beth move in? And NOW they say I love you to each other for the FIRST TIME?

Can we get back to bad sports action?

Gil change your pants

P1- Hesitation in Beth’s response.

Caught in a trap. I can’t get out. Because I love you too much baby.

Put her to the test GilPa. I hear the rumblings of a Dutch oven.

Was anyone besides me wish Beth would have said, “ Whoa, big fella. I just here for a better job. Milford guys tip like there’s no tomorrow.”

P2: In a shocking reveal, we discover that Beth is actually the creature from Jeeper Creepers, and Gil is willing to do anything just to get laid.

Jami and Keri are getting (another) new mommy – YEET!

Beth, you big fat liar. If you’ve loved him for at least two years, way before they started dating, you didn’t “just barely get beaten out” in saying it. You’ve had a million opportunities, especially since you started shacking up. And speaking of opportunities, here’s another opportunity to read some highbrow humor that can only be found in Mopped Up Thorp.

moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2024/09/24/romantic-pillow-talk/

This must be the art Whigs asked to draw for his last gig.

Uh huh huuuh…” beat”… huh huh

all this time i thought you moved in because you wanted to work at barneys pub

jami thinks to himself first time the peephole to gilpas room is more exciting then the one to keris

couldnt hold it any longer gil just go to the bathroom no woman wants to lay on top of a guy with soaking wet pajamas

To quote Lili Von Stupp: “Men are always going and coming, and coming and going, and coming and coming, and always too soon.”

Does anybody else think that this is leading up to Beth’s Tragic Death, which will shake Gil even more than losing a championship?

Gah, get a room! Oh, wait.

YECH! BARF! MUSH!

Sports ? Like, football, baseball, basketball, soccer, stuff like that??Those were the good old days. For poops and giggles I go through the archives and find the series on True Standish. I think it was like 40-some consecutive days of nothing but consistent storytelling.