At the cemetery where I serve as a guide, there are several monuments made of what was marketed as “white bronze”. It looks like pewter and is far more durable than marble. “White bronze” is just an example of 19th-century marketing. It’s not even close to bronze. It’s zinc.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ooh, good pun.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
Another groan, I brought my own aspirins tonight
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ about 1 month ago
is that a necktie, or is Frank being attacked by a large wasp?
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Lot of the first cropping up every day. The second does have its uses.
[Unnamed Reader - 288232] about 1 month ago
It IS possible to laugh and groan at the same time!
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
“We look forward to making a lot of hoot loot on our Warhol.”
Rasslebear about 1 month ago
Love it.
P51Strega about 1 month ago
“Uh oh, we forgot to auction off that Renoir!”
“Oh well, we left a good impressionist.”
markyakes Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ho Ho!
uniquename about 1 month ago
So they were left with a zincing feeling.
InTraining Premium Member about 1 month ago
That stuff is too hard to sell… Donate the kitsch to the landfill and the zinc to recycling…!
stringer831 about 1 month ago
At the cemetery where I serve as a guide, there are several monuments made of what was marketed as “white bronze”. It looks like pewter and is far more durable than marble. “White bronze” is just an example of 19th-century marketing. It’s not even close to bronze. It’s zinc.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 month ago
WHOA, I say whoa boy! Don’t make the van go so brass!
Geophyzz about 1 month ago
But zinc is a base metal.
Charles Freeman Premium Member about 1 month ago
Someone worked very hard to achieve this pun.
tiprod1953 about 1 month ago
It’s days like this that keeps me coming back.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
They sold it off in bids and pieces.
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
Going once! Going twice!
gliderrider about 1 month ago
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 month ago
G R O A N — LOLOL
norphos about 1 month ago
Oh Mister Thaves, that was a magnificent pun!