Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 09, 2024

Anybody remember Fawn Hall?

Failure IS an option.

Now, I gotta wonder if Stormy Daniels has any of Trump’s stolen government info hidden in HER implants!

Ewwwww.

Some of her male friends said that she had more " ?ocks " in her that John Waynes Rifle ?

Old implants look fine to me.

The real question is what’s in Melania’s implants…..

In other news, NYC Mayor Adams’ dog has just resigned

All I know about implants is that they suffer life-threatening leaks and most women are sorry they had them

Yay, MiniDisc™! Much smaller diameter than a CD, encased to prevent fingerprints like a microfloppy.

Still, considering the hiding place, I’d recommend that Duke copy the data to a much smaller, modern miniature thumb drive and have that implanted for greater comfort. (And of course hang on to the original.)

Mini discs.

I’ll bet this was funny back when people didn’t think this kind of behavior was just dandy.

That sounds uncomfortable. But in the name of greed, anything goes.