Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 10, 2024

Anyone REALLY want to vote in this kind of chaos? If this is what I have to look forward to………

You gotta wonder if some magat found that giant faucet in Canada and spent a whole day turning it on, which diverted them hurricanes and aimed them at Florida.

Or maybe turned it off, I forget which.

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And I guess these gigantic storms are no longer signs of God’s wrath, now that they’re affecting Republican states.

Maybe we should ask weather expert Perjury Taylor Greene.

It amazes me that this race is even close!

Wep, at least the Corpse Stacker has job security. X﹏X

This is only one of at least three Richard Scarry parodies that Bolling has done. All of them are brilliant, though this one is probably the most scary.

Remember, it was recently revealed that Trump tried to stop wildfire aid from California until his aides showed him there were lots of Republican voters in Orange County. And when Michigan had serious floods in 2020, Trump threatened to withhold aid unless they stopped collecting absentee ballots. In Trump’s America, you’re only a real American citizen and deserving of government assistance if you’re a Republican.

Also, Project 2025 calls for privatizing the NOAA, including the National Weather Service, and gutting FEMA.

“Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others." (Kang)

DeJoyless changed the delivery of mail from local post office to distribution centers. I went on a trip and now I can’t get my mail that was on hold and no one at the P.O. knows what to do to get it to me. Thankfully my new mail is starting being delivered again. Another reason to vote for Harris/Walz.

Slave labor prisoner, aren’t they doing that under Gavin Newsome now? And the unmarked van is a leftist tradition. It isn’t 2020, you can afford to buy your own COVID test yourself and Republicans aren’t Nazis.

Time for a new Scarry parody … with Lowly Brain Worm. Cause it sure seems like it infected a guy whose butt RFK Jr’s been kissing lately.

A view of what the old pumpkin intends. And, you know what an old pumpkin is, right? It is orange on the outside, rotting on the inside, and we throw it out in November.

Ahh, the good ole days!

VOTE BLUE

What fun! What cleverness! Take a beloved children’s series and turn it into a bloody, dystopian nightmare. Fisher’s mom must be so proud. All of you Bug fans who have left your brains’ parking break disengaged, why don’t you look up examples of fascism from history and learn what actual fascists do? Why don’t you learn what a Nazi is? Why don’t you, you know, do some actual research and engage in critical thinking? And while, you’re at it, ponder how you’re accepting of Kamala Harris having started her campaign with a whopper of a lie. For years, Joe Biden was described as sharp, focused, fierce and on top of his game. By her! That was clearly a lie and clearly you folks are okay with it. You obviously excuse it, but it means that anytime she and her entourage deems it necessary to keep the truth from you, she will. Anytime. Again, look up examples of actual historical fascists.

Remember, remember to vote Republican in November, 2024

"“Are you better off today than you were four years ago?”

Not again.